Fat chance

Scotland's big fat Euro Lottery winners

Colin and Chris Weir Scotland's massive Euro Lottery winners were today celebrating their £161 million lottery win! The two fat fuckers shocked journalists by not signing up for immediate liposuction, neither would answer the charge that only fat bastards ever seem to win the lottery. Nobody wished them well, everyone was too pissed off at all that money going to lard, especially as it was difficult to tell who was fat Colin and who was fat Chris.