David Cameron wet fish

Cameron allowed 'The Daily Donna' to measure his forehead

British Prime Minister David Cameron has denied reports that he has hydrocephalus (water on the brain). His massive forehead grows bigger and bigger forcing Downing Street to issue a statement denying this is affecting his role. Cameron apparently a Conservative has been extremely fucking thick of late implementing lots of socialist bollocks. The lefty twat recently pretended to agree with President Obama in a desperate attempt to woo the black vote. He also gave away most of Britain's dwindling wealth to scavs in the third world. Cameron's aides had to remind him he didn't need to bother as most black people don't actually bother getting off their arses to vote.