Ugly fat fucking left wing piece of shit and anarchist member of UKuncut Jonnie Marbles, was today arrested for attacking Sir Rupert Murdoch at the Parliamentary Select Committee with a custard pie. Marbles acting under orders of UKuncut, a more severe subversive section of the Labour Party (made up wholly of lazy public sector pension scavenging shirkers) pledged to stand by the fat cunt. Pageant Malarkey, Marble's ex-girlfriend told 'The Daily Donna' the unemployed comedian and communist dirtbag "never washes and never stops fucking eating".
