Michelle Obama sex kitten

President Obama and his beautiful wife First Lady Michelle Obama

The Kenyan squatting in the Whitehouse President Barack Obama has denied to journalists that his wife is cheating on him. He posed with the First Lady to prove to journalists their love for one another was real.  Reporters asked if it was true his 'limp dick' was the reason for Michelle's infidelities.  "Not true" he cried "it gets stiff at least once a week".

Yvonne Ridley's tits

Yvonne Ridley captured by the Taliban

Yvonne outside her London home

Taliban fan Yvonne Ridley says her tits have got bigger since her conversion to islam. She claims more men desire her now she is a traitor. On selling her soul and her country down the river she stated "it was easy because the Taliban were the only people who helped me get noticed". On her return to the UK, Press TV snapped her up and she now sucks Iranian cock.

England lezzers lose to France

England Ladies Football team just before kick off yesterday

England Ladies Football team went out of the Fifa 2011 Women's World Cup on penalties last night. Lesbian manager Hope Powell denied claims they lost because the whole team are lesbians. She put it down to the fact her team were shit and that her politically correct appointment meant she didn't have a fucking clue.

Rebekah Brooks collar and cuffs

Rebekah Brooks telling the News of the World staff they were fired

Here at 'The Daily Donna' I take sides, so all those who are after Rebekah Brooks head can 'go eat shit'. 

Reason to be cheerful!

Ed Milliband waving goodbye to the 'News of the World'

Red Ed Milliband the Labour Party Leader, has no chance of being the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. That's the really good news, so no need to lose the will to live because... 'IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN'.