The ones that got away

Cameron in bullish mood

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With the public and political demands for retribution over the recent rioting growing, Prime Minister David Cameron demanded Magistrates and Judges must jail all those who smashed and trashed up other peoples restaurants, homes, businesses and looted shops. Those who took the piss on Facebook got 4 years, the mother of 3 who accepted a pair of shorts got 5 months and the person who got 16 months for nicking a bottle of water, were wishing they too went to Eton.

On the make and on the take

Mitch Winehouse & Catholic married Keith Vaz

right behind the driver...Vaz in Pole position

Fat fucking crook massive snob and bullshit socialist the Labour MP Keith Vaz hogged the limelight again today by jumping on the Amy Winehouse 'sorry now did nothing when she was alive' death bandwagon. Loving the cameras, Vaz made sure he was seen kissing Amy's Dad Mitch. Greedy Vaz from the Yemen who lists his hobbies as buying council houses silk cushions and chomping on krakowski, told reporters he needs a chauffeur because 'life as an opposition backbench MP meant he was busier than we all might think'.